Who I'm Feelin Right Now

What's good people's,

Yes yes yes, it's an update twice in less than a week. I'm working myself back into blogging shape. But for real for real make sure you check back tomorrow nigt cause BET is dropping that new season of College Hill so trust I will have something to say. But for tonight, I was chillin out listening to music and I notices something. Just about all of the songs I have downloaded in the past month have had Mike Jones, who... MIKE JONES in them..... I said, Just about all of the songs I have downloaded in the past month have had Mike Jones in them, Sorry couldn't resist, I love when he does that. I mean the Remix of "Fresh azimiz" with Bow Wow, he killed it, Mike Jones and Busta Rhymes, I'm prolly gonna buy the album off of that song, Twista and Mike Jones, If I had a Cadillac I would definately bump "Bump this in yo Cadilac" in it. Ohh and last but not least, the remix of "Naked" with Marques Houston, has just jumped up to the top of my jump off playlist.
I mean you gotta love this dude, he drops his cell phone number in his songs, 281 330 8004, that's hot. I mean he ain't no fake celebrity doing things like getting thier sidekick "hacked" or having a sex tape "leaked" nah Mike Jones wanted his name in the public so what did he do - He dropped his cell phone number in 2 of his songs, "Bump this in yo Cadilac" and "Back Then" ........ I SAID - he ain't no fake celebrity doing things like getting thier sidekick "hacked" or having a sex tape "leaked" nah Mike Jones wanted his name in the public so what did he do - He dropped his cell phone number in 2 of his songs, "Bump this in yo Cadilac" and "Back Then" - sorry I couldn't resist myself it's just tight when he does that. Well I'm fittin to go lay it down, I gots to get on my work grind tomorrow morning. Holla at ya boy, and def come back tomorrow night to see what I said about college hill on - The thought of the day by who? Big Sam Who? BIG SAM!!!!!(Sorry I like when he does that too)

Uno




P.S. Like I said above Most of the songs I've downloaded have had Mike Jones. But is it just me or is it ironic that I'm litening to the one song that I downloaded without him in it while writing this blog - Kelly Clarkson "Because of You" - I don't know, I gotta sleep on that, who knows she might drop a remix to that song with who on it? Mike Jones who MIKE JONES!!!!!!!(I can see this is gonna be a hard habit to break)

Thank you

What's good ya'll,

Sorry for the delay but my computer chair broke and I had to wait to get a new one before I could really sit down and get my think on. So today I was chillin watching tv, you know just kickin it on a Sunday afternoon. And what did your boy see? Flavor of Love. These women are crazy. They really catching feelings over Flava Flav. But you know what they say, Don't hate the playa hate the game. But yo I gotta admit, watching Flava Flav do anything is good television. Same goes for Bobby Brown. And speaking about Mr. Brown, Being Bobby Brown is the the best show ever. It's bought so much to us. So now I'm going to list the top 5 things Being Bobby Brown has done for us:

5. A coalition of people who want to get Bobbi-Kristina a decent perm.
4. The theme song to "Being Bobby Brown"
3. 4 words - "Hell to the naw"
2. Confirming all of our suspicions,
1. and showing us that Bobby is the least crazy half of Bobby and Whitney

Well that's it for today my peoples. I have to go to work tomorrow. It feels good to say that. No more going to the coin star to get enough money to keep my lights on for me. Working life is being good to me and I think I'm starting to enjoy it. Well I'm fittin to lay it down, Holla at your boy.

Uno

Get Your Game Tight Homey

What's good my peoples,

I know it's been a minute but your boy's been on da grind. With the holidays and everything plus having to find a new place and then moving to that new place add to that starting my new job, that's right your boy ain't gonna be no Kayne West Skit, I've had alot on my plate. But now that things are settled I can get back to making my blog "Do What it Do", I love that saying, I thought i would just say that, So now that that's done on to today's blog.

Has anyone heard that singer T-Pain? He's the guy that song that 'I'm Sprung' song and now he has a song out called 'I'm in love with a Stripper'. I just have this to say to him, STEP YOUR GAME UP HOMEY!!!!!!!!! You on the radio whining and crying talkin bout "Got me doin the dishes anything for her kisses" and "Got me cuttin off my homies" Nigga please. You ain't sprung you whipped. Man up son!!!! If you keep letting her push you around like that she ain't gonna love you cause you can't love someone you don't respect.

Now you on the radio talking about I'm in love with a stripper. You can't be fallin in love with no stripper in the club, while she workin. That's part of the game homey, to get you to fallin love and then snatch up your cheddar. Don't get me wrong there's plenty of strippers I have love for i.e. Peaches from Fantasy show bar, Peaches from that club in Atlanta, Trixie from Fanatsy show bar, that one girl from the vip section from that club in philly, Mundae from Fancy Cats, and Tiger from Booby Trap. but i didn't fall in love with them. Don't get me wrong if you meet a girl and you find out she's a stripper it's cool to fall in love but you can't do it in the club, that's how you come out with a $2,000 overdraft on your debit card. Well I'm fittin to go and watch some football but I promise I'll start updating more frequently.
Holla at ya boy,

Little Known Facts

What's good my peoples,


I'm chillin. I was sitting around today and a thought hit me, the root of racism is ignorance. And what's the cure of ignorance? Knowledge. So as not only a thinker but a teacher I've decided to share some little known facts about my race, African Americans. So here it goes:

1. If it isn't theirs or on leash black people are scared of dogs. Very scared. Very very scared. I think the reason for this has something to do with the 60s.

2. Stepping on a black persons brand new pair of white shoes is sort of like breaking a mirror, but instead of 7 years of bad luck it's 7 minutes of an ass whoopin.

3. Not all black people have rhythm. I know it's hard to believe but it's true. These rare and unfortunate folks are forced to sit out of all Cha-Cha and Electric slides at all family functions due to limit the amount of real life proof of the previous fact.

4. When NWA said "Fuck the Police" they were basically speaking for an entire race. Again I think this has something to do with the 60s.

5. A lot of black people cannot swim. I mean this should be common sense.Think about it if we could chances are we wouldn't be here.

6. Most black males aren't nearly as angry as they look in public. We just look that way so that white people won't bother us and they will apologize for doing absolutely nothing.

7. "You're not White" is a vaild argument for not skydiving, white water rafting, calling your parents by thier first name, messing with wild animals, and other things deemed completely crazy.

8. Black Church services are more than capable of competing with the entertainment and production costs of an Ushger Concert, and you might even see better dancing too.

9. We all know OJ did it, we're just not going to admit it in public for 2 reasons 1. White people have been killing black people and getting away with it for years and 2. He was paying her like $20,000 a month in alimony. I mean come on people he hadn't seen a football field in years and yeah Naked Gun was funny but it wasn't that damn funny.

10. If you cannot complete the phrase "Say it, and Say it Loud" you are eligible to have your black people status revolked.

Well that's it for today. Please feel free if you have any more facts or if you have facts about your people if you're of different descent. Because education and comedy is the way to co-existence. Well I'm out, Holla at ya boy.

Uno

Sucks to see a Legend Go

Yo what's good ya'll,

So if you haven't heard yet Richard Pryor died this weekend on Saturday morning. True he hasn't done anything in a while due to his MS but it still sucks when a legend and a pioneer passes away. Richard Pryor came onto the scene with a "This is me, and I'm gonna say and do whatever I want" approach. He single handedly changed the whole stand up game and paved the way for the Eddie Murphys, Chris Rocks, and Dave Chappelles. In my life my dad has always taught me to not be afraid to open my mouth, Richard Pryor taught me not to be afraid to say what I really feel, no matter to who I'm saying it to. I can still see myself as a little kid sneaking his album onto my parents record player when they were at work or watching his 'Live on Sunset Strip Tape' late at night when everyone else was asleep. Without Richard Pryor I wouldn't be as funny as people say I am. He showed me how to take insecurites and pain and make them funny, how to cut the bitterness of racism with a laugh, and how to use the word 'muthafucker' and all of its tenses with pinpoint precision. With no Richard Pryor there would be no Sam's Daily Thought.

So here's to you Rich, I know you're up there bringing down the house.

Uno

It Can't Just be Us!!!

Yo,

What's good my peoples? I know I've been away for alittle bit of time but I'm back. Sorry I've been gone for so long but with graduation coming up and me still not having found a job I'm a little scared that I may become that dude from the Kayne West album - (Yeah he just kept going to school and getting degree after degree and he never got a job, that's why we're living in a cardboard box now. But we can burn all of the degrees he has to keep us warm. That parchment burns good) But now I'm not stressing anymore. I came to the conclusion that my parents couch is comfortable enough and I think I'm cute enough and have enough game to still pull women even if I'm unemployed and living with my parents sleeping on the couch. So now that that is out of the way on to today's topic.

Last week I was watching this new show on Cartoon Network called 'The Boondocks' this is a cartoon based on the comics in the newspapers. Or if you're like me and you don't read the newspaper you can check them out here - www.ucomics.com/boondocks. So I was watching this show and the main character opened the show like this - "Black People have known for hundreds of years that niggas are crazy. But we don't like to talk about crazy niggas in public cause White people may be listening, but I think the secret may be getting out."

After hearing this I started thinking. I thought and I thought and then ................. I went to sleep. After I woke up I thought, "I don't feel like going to work today." And then I promptly called out with what I like to call the mysterious stomach thing that hit me last night. But then tonight I started thinking about it again. But this time it hit me - "We can't be the only ethnicity that has members that embarass the hell out of us." Like when I watch 'Just Being Bobby Brown' and want to jump through the television and shake the hell out of Bobby and Whitney and yell at them, "Stop your shit!!!!!!!!!! Just stop it!!!!!!!! Go sit your asses down somewhere you're embarassing the hell out of us and setting us back years with every episode!!!!", I know for a fact that white people want to do the same thing to the cousin dating, mayonaisse sandwich eating, confederate flag flyin hillbilles. Or maybe Jewish people want to do it to their extremely cheap bothers and sisters. Or maybe Hispanic people see thier people riding one hundred and twenty two to one truck and want yell out "Voluntad usted parada de los idiotas que hace eso." So my post tonight really isn't a statement about the way I see the world but more like a question to my readers, What do members of your ethnicity do that embarass the rest of your people and are there any famous people out there that display this?

Let me know because I am very suspicious that every ethnicity has thier own "niggas" and that we are not the only ones who have a Bobby and Whitney.

Holla at me later my peoples.

Uno

Big Sam's Stamp of Approval

Yo what's good my peoples,


Today I saw a new feature for the blogger that I felt would increase the quality of my blog. For now on if you want to post a comment you have to verify dome random characters. This will cut down on the spamming that's been going on in the last couple of blogs. Cause for real for real I was gettin tired of that shit. How you gonna post some site about buying Louis Vuitton handbags on my site when I still have to buy my Louis from crackheads at 3 o' clock in the morning, check out the Laundry Night Post to see what I'm talkin about, no one is going to use my site to sell anything with out me getting a cut or a kickback of some sort. And speaking of that wallet, I'm still accepting applications for the wallet, contact me for an application. Please be advised included with the application I will need last years W-2 form, college transcripts, social security or green card, a completed physical, drivers liscence and vehical registration in your name, and at least 2 references from former boyfriends and or jumpoffs...... oh yeah I almost forgot location, occupation, and any jail records of your most recent ex-boyfriend or jumpoff. Hey us successful, childless, educated, african american men are endangered species, we need to be protected better than spotted owls and bald eagles

Now on to today's blog, I was driving to North Miami today and I was banging the Ying Yang Twins album United States of Atlanta. I can definately tell you that this jaun is a backseat banger. It's definately one of those albums you can bang on long trips, while driving really fast, that makes your mirrors shake. This is a really good album. I think ya'll should get it. You know it's a good album when you pull up to the light blasting it and you see other people in other cars nodding thier heads to your music. Now I don't care how you get it, you can download it from some music sharing site, for those who know they can download it from me, buy it, burn it, and for the adventurous they can steal it, you would be surprised how effective a magnet and a big coat, baggy jeans, or big purse can be, but you should definately get it.

I do have one problem with the album though. Actually it's a personal problem, sometimes I suffer from random bouts of morality and sometimes I feel wrong about driving into a school parking lot, pulling up next to old people at the light, or going by churches on a sunday afternoon when they're getting out banging the 'whisper song' or 'pull my hair' so I have to turn it down. It's a small personal problem, but a problem none the less.

Well that's enough for today, I'm fittin to go lay it down for the night, holla at ya boy.

One
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